Worst Movie You've Seen?

[GunCastor]

I've seen Dude, Where's My Car. It was so stupid that it was funny.

[lupos]

I completely agree with you edgar. [strike]I love dude wheres my car. I'd say it ranks with some of the best comedies ever made for quotability!

"We are not guys. We are hot chicks."
"Yes you aaare."

"Daddy I wana go on that ride!"
"... me too son..."

"ZOLTAN!"

"It is a mysterious and powerful device thats power is only exceeded by its mystery."

Jesse: Wait a second. I just got a really bad feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Chester: Maybe you should go sit on the toilet?
Jesse: No. No. You know what the feeling is? It's love!
Chester: Is that what that is?
Jesse: Yeah, I'm in love with Wanda and you're in love with Wilma.
Chester: Yeah!
Jesse: You see. Now that we know that we've been sucky boyfriends... we can change.
Chester: We can?
Jesse: Yeah! And you know what else? I'll bet you that we did buy them super cool anniversary gifts. You know why? Coz we love them.
Chester: And we wrapped them really cool wrapping paper?
Jesse: Yeah. I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We're gonna go down the impound lot and get the car...
Chester: ...which has the gifts in it...
Jesse: ...and then we're gonna go over to the twins house and beg for them to take us back!
Chester: Yeah! Let's do it!
Jesse: Oh, no, hold on. I gotta take a crap.
Chester: Told you.
Jesse: I know.
Chester: I know your body.

Chester: Well, you didn't have to go all aggro on that speaker box, dude.
Jesse: I'm not the one who called the Dalia Lama a ****!

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Sometimes I have brief blackout episodes wherein I will type uncontrollably like a frat guy doofus or a d0uche hipster and write about how much genius Dude Where's My Car is.

[edgarfigaro]

Another movie that sucks is anything starring Steven Segal and some movies starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

[Forsakensoul]

Another movie that sucks is anything starring Steven Segal and some movies starring Jean Claude Van Damme.

blood sport was great@!

[lupos]

Blood sport and then kick boxer. Most other van dam movies are crap.

[Harion]

i liked Dude Where's My Car
very funny

but I watched Twilight and it sucked so bad

bored the hell out of me

and who says Adam Sandler movies are bad?
most of them are great and 50 First Dates and Click rock
even if they're cheesy

[DanTheTimid]

Adam Sandler movies tend to be hit and miss but he's had ALOT of hits so I don't think its fair to say all his movies are bad.

When it first came out my wife took me to see Journey to the Center of the Earth... REALLY poorly written movie. Basically just an excuse for using the 3d glasses and while 3d is cool, its not cool enough to carry a movie, the good 3d movies are good movies in their own right even with out the 3d.

Not sure it's the worst movie I've ever seen, but it was the worst I've seen recently.

[Peralisc2]

Underworld 3, Spiderman 3, Terminator 3

Funny thing is they all end up in 3!

[Gota]

The thing

it was horribly horrible

[Narcissist]

The worst movie that comes to my mind is In the Name of the King. No, it was not my idea to watch it.

Honorable mention goes to D-Wars. Not necessarily the worst movie ever, but really, really terrible, and no way it deserved the money it made. I don't care if it made history. It embarrassed me as a Korean. For that matter, it embarrassed me as a living being with eyes. They say the filmmaker is going to make a sequel, and an unofficial sequel to The Godfather, featuring....a Computer Generated cameo of Marlon Brando. For real, he's going to force a very talented, very DEAD actor into his crap movie using technology. If annoying me is good filmmaking, this guy's the Asian Orson Welles.