fargone wrote:Aww... I don't qualify for hugs![]()
Poor me
Don't worry, I'm sure Shirozaki will be earnest to get all touchy with you.
fargone wrote:Aww... I don't qualify for hugs![]()
Poor me
gadu wrote:Don't worry, I'm sure Shirozaki will be earnest to get all touchy with you.
fargone wrote:Aww... I don't qualify for hugs![]()
Poor me

Shirozaki wrote:gadu wrote:Don't worry, I'm sure Shirozaki will be earnest to get all touchy with you.
Is there a reason to accentuate the full name? I have the faint memory of being called Shiro by you before, so the post feels slightly inconsistent.
But be careful you don't jelly up old man Fargone.gadu wrote:It's good to hear you have fond memories of me Shiro. I'm pleased that when I utter your name, your heartstrings reverberate such deep and wicked tones.But be careful you don't jelly up old man Fargone.
GonFreeces31 wrote:fargone wrote:I realise this is completely off topic, but Icy deserves the limelight more than others. Some of whom dominate the forums with their endless posts.
What, I make legit points too...
gadu wrote:Shirozaki wrote:gadu wrote:Don't worry, I'm sure Shirozaki will be earnest to get all touchy with you.
Is there a reason to accentuate the full name? I have the faint memory of being called Shiro by you before, so the post feels slightly inconsistent.
It's good to hear you have fond memories of me Shiro. I'm pleased that when I utter your name, your heartstrings reverberate such deep and wicked tones.But be careful you don't jelly up old man Fargone.
Shirozaki wrote:What do my chordae tendineae have to do with anything? Are you implying my atrioventricular valves malfunction when we talk?
Shirozaki wrote:
My Beloved Gadu,
You fluttered down from the heavens I don't believe in and landed into my parched heart. Every poetic word you enscribe in this dank pit of despair, relentlessly perpetuated by false heroes, gives me hope for a brighter day.
My sweet sugarplumpkin, you have no idea how long I have yearned for the day when I could fall freely into your bosom. I love you Gadu. I can't say it enough. You make me feel like a bear that got her head stuck in a bee hive filled with honey.
That is why I cannot go on living another lonesome day without you by my side. Even though I'm not good enough for you, please marry me Gadu. Marry me so I can thrust my wet, virgin lips at your face everyday.
Forever Yours,
Shirozaki (<-- she signed in blood)
P.S.
I promise to do whatever you say when we're married.
Oh yeah, you also don't have to buy me a ring.
gadu wrote:
Are you saying that after your date with Shiro, she'll be pregnant with Jesus!You certainly don't waste any time Fargone.
fargone wrote:I was thinking more of the anti-christ, but sure - we'll go with that.

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