I like Kittens

[Akjeil]

Kittens, dogs, puppies, cats, ferrets, it doesn't matter.

They're all good with some hot sauce!

-Grain

Except penguins; they require cold sauce.

-Akjeil the Penguin-Humane

[Akjeil]

Seriously juggling kittens is like juggling furry, purring death machines!

"Nothing is too cute and cuddly to be dangerous; nothing is safe."
-the witch Larissa/Thessaly, The Kindly Ones in The Sandman graphic novel series

[Akjeil]

...no matter how sure I am that people will be agreeing with me, it seems the vast majority of replies are all people arguing the contrary of whatever opinion I've expressed...

Dan, it seems this time you've mastered the art of Reverse-Thread-Psychology. (Reward: 3 LP!)
Oh, and yes, I like kittens. Cats, not so much (unless they're Heathcliff, Felix, Garfield or the Thundercats; HO!!!).

I do however find delightful the effect catnip has on felines of all sizes.

-Akjeil, Master-Brewer of Catnip Tea

[Grain]

I have experience with another Off-Topic forum.

Some crazy stuff goes down there...

I hope with all my heart that this forum won't end up the same way.

-Grain

Was that here at Alteil.com, or on another site?

-Curiosity killed the Akjeil

It was another site.

I can never tell you all what that sight was, though.

-Grain

[Ethelif]

I am reminded of the episode of an old tv show called Wings. >_< The one where Lowell is talking about how he could put a whole kitten in his mouth when he was little.
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And the moral of the story is crack kills brain cells... And apparently the person whom does the drug as well but I wouldn't know. ^^

[Akjeil]

I am reminded of the episode of an old tv show called Wings. >_< The one where Lowell is talking about how he could put a whole kitten in his mouth when he was little.
...


And the moral of the story is crack kills brain cells... And apparently the person whom does the drug as well but I wouldn't know. ^^

The person who did the drug doesn't know either, what with the killed brain cells and/or user, and all (unless you count any afterlife knowlege).

-Brain-Forensic Scientist Akjeil