Alterer's great battles

[Exeth]

You should join our development team for alteilFE.

Me? I'm only good at developing stories though... I would help if you need any of course I have a lot of free time. Maybe not that much free time but I can make do.

[Exeth]

~SS~

Prologue
Immortality, some people would do anything to own such ability. Once me and the team ventured the land and found ourselves somewhere in a territory ruled by my old pal Zugateroza, the undead king himself, one who is blessed with immortality. He ruled the land of the cursed legions, the undead plains. There, seemed the night would last longer (seemed sorcery played a part here). Once we reached the lair of the undead, Zug excused himself and quickly headed off to take care of some undead business in his royal chamber. Me and the rest of the team decided to chill and hang around the undead village.We quickly found that it was totally a bad idea. As we reached a further and deeper part of the area we were approached by a group of undeads and it seemed they weren't too glad to see a bunch of livings walking about their territory.
What are the livings doing in the land of the dead!?
(They also talk! I thought only Zug could talk which was why he was promoted as king!)
Such repulsive creatures!
Careful bones...
It's okay Dalos... let me explain, Zugateroza had something urgent to do here so we decided to make a stop here and hang about for a while.
Such a boring place... bones everywhere
Hm hm hm
Insolent! Let's teach these livings a lesson!
Haaahaha what kind of lesson would that be bones? How to lose fat?
That red loud mouth is mine!
Uhhhh I want to learn! They do look thin
You're all dead!
Oh? It's us who are dead? Are you sure? You guys should really buy some mirrors, you know, to spice up the place as well. Make it less boring... Hitting two birds with one bone
That's it! Everyone attack!
We are not here to cause trouble. But I love that option hm hm . (Excellent , another chance to test our skills and this time against things that couldn't die.)
C'mon bones, grow some skins and show me what you've got!!
What the hell is going on here!! Stop this all of you!!
Sorry king they need to be thought a lesson! They have no manners at all! ...Arise! Kill the huge red baboon! Chop his head off!
What was that? Now you're all really dead!
Morons! All of you left me with no option! Even you Exeth!


Enjoy:

Opponent: Inhabitants of the undead plains, the bones (Shouldn't age make you wiser? Certainly didn't do these guys any favor.)

[gadu]

I like the TLC you put into this with all the artwork. It really livens things up (as far as undead can liven up anyway )

[ Uhhhh I want to learn! They do look skinny

She's fat because there's three of her.

[Exeth]

I like the TLC you put into this with all the artwork. It really livens things up (as far as undead can liven up anyway )

[ Uhhhh I want to learn! They do look skinny

She's fat because there's three of her.

Yes, thanks. I figured I'd make it worth the gran. Besides, I love making stories especially stories of adventures and fantasy.
Women always believe they're fat even when they are skinny as a fiddle, seems this emperor is no different.

[Exeth]

~SS~

Prologue
How would you define.. power? Is it unlimited resource of knowledge? Or more of an absolute authority? Or perhaps raw and invincible physical strength? Whichever it is I have 1 simple question, do you desire it? If your answer is no, then you are lying. Everyone desires power, it's human to do so (I wouldn't know). Why do humans desire power? Because with it you would feel secured, ensured, safe... Hahaha ridiculous, humans are ridiculous. I'm not one to judge humans but I can tell you this, you could obtain all the power in the world but you cannot ever be completely safe. Safety is only a state of mind, when you can convince yourself that you're safe then you shall be safe. But that's just it, a state of mind. You don't need power to build a state of mind, you can do it anytime you like. So in other words, humans believe they seek power for safety when in reality they only use it as an excuse to be greedy! Another thing that is true about power, it's quite handy when you want to take care of problematic situations of course. Now, what happens when you don't have the power to overcome such problem? You seek "help" from those who has the power to do so. One day, when we were on our way to Crest, me and the team encountered these "help". It was an ambush, by those who believe that they are powerful...
You are Exeth a.k.a Alterer? The demon who's been causing trouble across the land.
...
Hmm... What is all this?
(*Cocked gun and pointed it at me) Answer.
(*Tried to hold his laugh)
Yes... You are correct lady.
Shoot jack!
(*Blocked off the bullet) That's not how you fight a fair battle gentlemen...
That was very rude indeed... You must be single...
HAHAHAHA!! Enough playing! I'll kill you! (*Charged towards Jack)
Dalos watch your back!
(*Flashed in and double slashed Dalos in the back) Weakling...
You rat! (*Turned around and counter smashed Sakura in the face)
(*Blacked out)
I dare you to get up and say that again!? (*Turned back around and stared at Rivera and Jack) What are you looking at!?


Hmph! Step aside all of you.
Ahhh... You're the famous dragon slayer. C'mon take off your helmet for us, we'll give you the sweetest kiss.
You disgust me.
Arghhh!!! What a jerk!!
Your attitude is intolerable young man. I'm afraid I have to punish you.
We're way ahead of you zuga! His head is ours!!
C'mon do your worst.
Oh? Hm hm hm.. all right

Enjoy:

Opponent: The mercenaries and bounty hunters ambush (There's no such thing as absolute safety... I'll make sure of it )

[sunbunman]

I would so pay to read this stuff...okay I lie, I'd download it off the interwebs

[CainHyde]

Alterer, this is your current best IMO.
Thanks very much.
It's always fun to see burger combo got smashed.

[Urkredel]

that was epic stuff killing rhino with lelein ss lol

just out of curiosity, why do you pack only 2x francis?

[Exeth]

I would so pay to read this stuff...okay I lie, I'd download it off the interwebs

Haha, I know... the interwebs are very wonderful things.

Alterer, this is your current best IMO.
Thanks very much.
It's always fun to see burger combo got smashed.

You are welcome, I enjoyed the match very much as well.

that was epic stuff killing rhino with lelein ss lol

just out of curiosity, why do you pack only 2x francis?

Mostly space issues, my core team members must be included as full playsets to ensure more interactions within the battle .

[Callonia]

Nice lines, although I think that Dalos should've dropped dead, it was teh emo sakura who hit him xD