Worst Movie You've Seen?

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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Peaches » Sat Feb 21, 2009 1:09 pm

Nukie. if you want to know what it's like, read this...

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/movie-reviews/nukie.php

Language is pretty bad in the review.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Kamerynn » Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:17 am

My vote for worst movie ever is "white chicks." I only saw about 2 minutes of it... it was the 2nd movie at a drive-in and we went to see the first one. Needless to say, I started up the car and left after a couple minutes.

There is absolutely no way a movie could be worse than that one... I'm incredibly confident about that despite only seeing a small portion of it. "The stuff" was wayyyy better, and it starts off with people observing white crap bubbling out of the ground and deciding to eat some, thus turning into zombies. :lol:
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby edgarfigaro » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:58 am

Has anyone ever seen Terror Toons? Quite awful.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby VinegarSoda » Sat Apr 18, 2009 12:55 am

Dragon. Wars.

enough said
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby VinegarSoda » Sat Apr 18, 2009 1:00 am

Narcissist wrote:The worst movie that comes to my mind is In the Name of the King. No, it was not my idea to watch it.

Honorable mention goes to D-Wars. Not necessarily the worst movie ever, but really, really terrible, and no way it deserved the money it made. I don't care if it made history. It embarrassed me as a Korean. For that matter, it embarrassed me as a living being with eyes. They say the filmmaker is going to make a sequel, and an unofficial sequel to The Godfather, featuring....a Computer Generated cameo of Marlon Brando. For real, he's going to force a very talented, very DEAD actor into his crap movie using technology. If annoying me is good filmmaking, this guy's the Asian Orson Welles.


Narcissist says it with much more eloquence than I.

BTW, Dragonball: Evolution sucked so hard it got its own thread. ;a33
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby kyokaze » Sat Apr 18, 2009 7:51 am

VinegarSoda wrote:Dragon. Wars.

enough said

Completely agree with you. I actually bought it expecting something cool :( I was so disappointed. I could have wrote a much better script. It rushed through the whole thing, and multiple times people didn't even question why something freaky was happening O_o I was literally just stunned by how bad it was. I'm amazed someone thought it was a good idea. Also snakes are NOT dragons. Even lizards or dinosaurs would have worked but snakes ... no.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby VinegarSoda » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:21 pm

There was one dragon. ;a33

I wrote a report on that crap. Got a B +. The paper wasn't very good, but the teacher spared me because she understood what it's like to sit through an awful movie. I think the movie was a precursor to the newest crappy movie, Dragonball: Evolution, as at the end the heroine launches a massive "blue dragonball" as my friends put it. I often imagined that Samuel L. Jackson would jump a plane to yell obscenities, but he never came. :cry:

My other friend bought the DVD. 42 minutes later it lay there, ashes.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby VinegarSoda » Sat Apr 18, 2009 6:23 pm

Remember that pilot that died three times? "Pheonix One Down! Pheonix One Down!"
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Grain » Sun Apr 19, 2009 4:13 am

Meet The Browns.

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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby lionheartt » Thu Apr 23, 2009 9:08 pm

hahaha. Dragon Wars. TERRIBLE
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