Once upon a time, there was a beautiful, lovely card called the giant bug. Even though everyone else thought he was lame and ugly, one iczer saw his true beauty.
"Ah, Bug-san," cried the iczer, " Let us go and destroy the horde of falkow files in Folrart."
The bug was deeply moved, for he had never been treated as kindly as the iczer was treating him now. The two shared a passionate kiss, mandible to lips before they walked onward to their destiny to destroy the sea of blue.
And destroy they did. The iczer blessed and cured the giant bug while slowly allowing him to grow great and strong. Even Assassins and Song Sorceress + Shelbies could not defeat the iczer and his pet, for the iczer was clever and packed sylph and a unwanted charity.
"cheap gimmick," said one iczer.
"stupid," said another
"THAT FILE MAKES NO CONCEPTUAL SENSE," raged another (ex) silver-star iczer.
And the iczer saw that the tears of rage was good, and the bug and the iczer grew fat and happy.
But one day, the iczer encounter a file that was not like the others.
"What dark colors you have," Said the iczer.
"That' s because I play Lawtia," cackled the evil opponent.
"How annoying your SP drain is!" exclaimed the iczer.
"That's because of my shades and Soul Skills," laughed the evil opponent.
"That's fine," Said the poor, naive iczer, "My giant bug shall defeat you."
And the evil opponent laugh a cruel and evil laugh, for he knew something that the iczer did not.
"I cast: Corruption!" Croaked the evil opponent!
And the bug's beautiful defense fell to zero, as his glamorous hp was cut down to a mere 30, and his attack reduced to a pitiful 20.
"NOOOOOOO!" Cried the iczer tearfully, "My beautiful bug! What have you done to it?!?!?!"
And the evil opponent squashed the no longer giant bug.
When the end comes, and enemies are rushing in from all sides, I will be at your right hand.