Quigleaf wrote:Shirozaki wrote:Quigleaf wrote:Finally, as icing on the cake, you come and post your alleged Alteil ragequit while arguing how much fun you're having in another game. That's almost as depressing as having a date with a new gal and calling your ex in the middle of dinner to let her know you're having the time of your life.
Dear lord, this allegory is horrible and Alteil is not your girlfriend.
Because you should take a figure of speech by its literal value.
Why are you unable to grasp the real content of my posts beffudles me to no end. Either I am being insane for expecting you eventually will or for thinking you actually can.
On a related note, reading your replies to anything I write while the Yakety Sax plays as background music is quickly becoming a favorite activity of mine. Keep up the good work! You should try it some time, the comedic value is greatly enhanced by Randolph's iconic piece.
...I am sorry, but how is that a figure of speech? I admit, having been an author for what, six years now, my mastery of the language surely isn't as profound as the encyclopedias you are using as a rebuttal reference, but I would advise to pick your sources more carefully next time. Untrained individuals like me may not reach the epiphany from reading your schmendrick, as you have duly noted yourself a few times now. I apologize for all of us being so utterly unable to comprehend high language, because it is clearly the mass at fault.
And as I said, that is a terrible allegory.
I don't even NEED to interpret what your entire post truly contains, because you told me in the chat: You take insults directed at Alteil to a personal level.
You bust into threads like you're the saviour of the delusioned Game Masters and the Father of the Lady of Pain rolled into one poor Lawful Good Paladin.
How has that worked for you so far? Shall we talk about Far's thread and your argumentative backflip you did when he confronted you with it? I am sure you have already embarassed yourself enough, but fishing the respective log from a .json artifact that our new graceful chat provides us with would be no big deal.
Sorry quiggy, you are neither Alteil's lawyer nor their saviour. Call has been defending a valid standpoint since what? 9 sets now? And even if he has a...weird way (I am censoring myself, since the last time I said that I got buggered by Gadu) of expressing it, it has been acknowledged by people with far more experience in the game than either you or I have. (Ignoring that he has been the sole source of entertainment for a looooong time in this forum)
Oh, and when it comes to humorous compositions I prefer Khachaturian's Sabre Danse.