Worst Movie You've Seen?

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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby ZeroX1999 » Tue May 05, 2009 2:28 am

The Happening...... my God. It was the worst movie I have ever seen. It didn't make sense, wasn't funny, didn't have a plot to save its life, the actors were all bad except for that guy who offered that hotdog. I mean COME ON the guy who offered a hotdog? He was like a 5 minute character and he had better acting then the whole stupid cast.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Phades » Tue May 05, 2009 11:55 am

Yeah the happening was rediculas, but more for the complete lack of logical connections the plot has rather than the actual acting involved. I mean, if you can't make sense of the script, how are you supposed to interpret and relate it in a believable way? Before i went through to see who did the directing and screen writing, i just assumed it was just another "steven king movie"...
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Grain » Tue May 05, 2009 3:41 pm

Obsessed.

The entire movie was one big facepalm.
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby edgarfigaro » Wed May 06, 2009 9:44 am

Grain wrote:Obsessed.

The entire movie was one big facepalm.


I've heard this from multiple sources. Any movie with Beyoncé = Awesome... except in this case. Someone made a joke that Glenn Close has more sex scenes than the two hot chicks do. Such a waste... :(
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby nduns » Fri May 08, 2009 5:54 pm

Anything from Friedberg and Seltzer except for the first 3 Scary Movies. From that point on, they officially forgot the definition of the word "spoof" and mistook it for "random pop culture references that have NOTHING to do with the movie's title and are only in there because they're based off of new releases". Here's the best parody of these two poor excuses for "directors":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7K4S5bdrDQ
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Harion » Mon May 11, 2009 5:30 pm

EdgarFigaro wrote:
Grain wrote:Obsessed.

The entire movie was one big facepalm.


I've heard this from multiple sources. Any movie with Beyoncé = Awesome... except in this case. Someone made a joke that Glenn Close has more sex scenes than the two hot chicks do. Such a waste... :(

aww.. and i was so anticipating to watch this movie since Ali Larter's in it
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Re: Worst Movie You've Seen?

Postby Eladin » Sun Jun 14, 2009 11:24 pm

The New World.

it's like a two hour long 90's Calvin Klein perfume commercial.

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