Want to get into PAX?
Written by lupos   
Friday, 04 September 2009 16:14

Unfortunately for us, the various players who were planning to drop by our booth at PAX to help out couldn't make it. So, we have an extra badge, which is cool because the show is sold out so there's no other way to get in.  If you happen to be in the Seattle area and 18 yrs or older and know enough to be able teach people how to play Alteil, then come help out at our booth and we'll get you into the show.

The Many Faces of Hallowed Eve Contest II
Written by Edgar Figaro   
Thursday, 03 September 2009 15:23

You knew this was coming... Your chance to be an Alteil card! Everyone, send in a picture of yourself in costume as your favorite Alteil character. On October 20th we'll pick a winner, and your photo will be seasonal art for this Halloween! Please have your submissions no later than 17th to qualify. Send your images to This e-mail address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it and check up on the rules and details below. Costumes will be judged on several criteria, and silliness is one of them. And yes, the GM’s will be participating...

There is also a pumpkin carving contest. Any Alteil related carving is eligible. The same rules apply for the carving contest as the costume contest.

You must be 18 years or older to partcipate. If you are between 13 and 17 years old and you wish to partcipate, please ask a parent are guardian for permission. We will require written consent from your parent or guardian. Winners may be contacted for proof of age, and in order to qualify for a prize you must supply ID, or the ID of the approving parent or guardian. All photos sent in become property of Alteil.com and Media Blasters.

The Prize info is right here, and everyone who enters gets a prize.

Here are our costumes from last year for inspiration:

Edgar Figaro as Dalos - Systems AdministratorGaoGaiGirl as Shade
Logress as Folrart Shield Knight
Dwildstar as Legendary UnicornLupos as The Extension / CrusherAnnathered as Lightchaser / Advent


*Special note goes to me, Edgar Figaro who went as Chaos Ogre / Dalos who got fired as demon of the underworld and was forced to work as middle management in corporate America. Twas a sad day indeed.

We're Undergoing Some Maintenence...
Written by Edgar Figaro   
Thursday, 03 September 2009 14:04

The game is undergoing some brief maintainence. Please bear with us for the next few minutes.

Alteil at PAX
Written by Logress   
Wednesday, 02 September 2009 20:23
PAX is just around the corner! This weekend is Penny Arcade Expo, and Alteil is going to be there.  We'll have our booth and demo stations, so if you happen to be around, drop on by Booth number 115.  We'll have day by day updates for you guys, and pictures, oh yes, pictures.  The exhibit floor is open Fri 10-7 and Sat /Sun 10-6, so if you come to the TRAINING ARENA during that time, you can help us demo the game and teach new players.
Attention All Iczers Who Have Forgotten Their Account Names...
Written by Edgar Figaro   
Tuesday, 01 September 2009 18:13

You're in luck! The Forgot Username makes it's triumphant return! (press play on tape player / trumpet sounds) Anyone who signed up with a valid e-mail address will be able to retrieve all their usernames associated with it. A convenient e-mail will be sent to your inbox.

CotF - Boy Combat Priest Reminder
Written by CSquared   
Tuesday, 01 September 2009 13:11

Just a quick reminder that the Boy Combat Priest Challenge of the Fortnight is ending tomorrow, Wednesday September 2nd at exactly 11:59 PM EST. If you wish to participate, please send in your file submissions before the cutoff time.

Rankings or How Lupos Thinks He Knows Comedy
Written by Edgar Figaro   
Monday, 31 August 2009 18:17

You know what's funny? Lupos. Let me rephrase that, Lupos' attempt at comedy on Friday was funny. It's funny on alot of levels too. For one, the act of not being funny being actually very funny is quite a feat. We should commend him because I know I can't do it. I'm just always funny. It's a fact. Like Cheerios. Cheerios are a fact. Oh and rankings too. Rankings are a fact on Monday.

As always, anyone who fought in the arena at least once this week will receive 10 gran. Listed below are your top 5 ranked Iczers, top 3 guilds, guilds that have become official, and guilds that have leveled.


  1. Mavel
  2. cervelo
  3. worthing
  4. InigoMontoya
  5. FireGon


  1. Royal Flush 
  2. Order of the Black Knights
  3. SRX Team


  1. The Brotherhood of Destruction
  2. Those Guys
  3. Wizards of Alteil
  4. Killer Bunnies of Death
Community Starter Tournament Results
Written by Logress   
Monday, 31 August 2009 16:18

This Saturday Peralisc2 ran another community Tournament, this one for Starters Only.  Unfortunately, most of the Refess avocates I know of weren't able to make it, but we've got a strong finish for a Lawtia Starter, second for Gowen and Falkow took 1st (as well as 3rd and a lot of the rest of the top spots).

1st place: GeNeSiZ (Falkow)

2nd place: Artist (Gowen)

Runner ups:

3rd alvisto (Falkow)
4th Keran (Gowen)
5th Keladry (Lawtia) & Crematia (Gowen)
6th Divinemagnum (Falkow) & Shinnja (Falkow)


Nice job everyone!  Hopefully we'll get another Starter Tourney in a month or so. Also, I highly recommend you all go to the FORUM THREAD on this tournament and check out some of the videos for all those of you with Starters or Modified Starters. It's a good way to get some ideas.

Monday Monday Monday! - Icons and Sig Day
Written by Edgar Figaro   
Monday, 31 August 2009 16:02
More fun stuff has arrived. Icons and sigs for you to copy and paste into your profiles. Chibis, Set 1 and 2 characters, animations, and bears oh my! Enjoy.
Set 4 RP ranking is up!
Written by lupos   
Friday, 28 August 2009 22:02

First things first, big congrats to our top Iczer for set 4, Galandros. Quite a feet. I'd love to have something clever or amusing like those HILARIOUS EdgarFigaro posts *coughsarcasmcaugh* but it's late in the day and I've got to rush out the door so you'll have to settle for my subtle jabs at EdgarNotFunnygaros humor.

For those too lazy to go look our top 5 are as follows

Ranking Iczer Name  Rating Points Max Rating Points

1 Galandros 2137 2188

2 InigoMonto 2120 2235

3 Skewer 2090 2115

4 BeezNeez 2087 2165

5 xXIncaXx 2079 2079


For those of you who want to see the whole list and find out where you landed on it jump on over here. If you can't find your name you may have had 1500 or less and just aren't there. :(

So that's it, gotta run. Big Congratulations again to all those who ranked.

EdgarFigaro isn't funny. 

P.S.  Will fix the name formatting monday. Not sure why that happened.

P.P.S (EdgarFigaro == DaneCook){echo "true"}

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